In a desperate move to keep Andhra
Pradesh united, Software giant appoints son of the soil Satya Nadella as its
CEO. This comes as a huge morale booster for the pro united Andhra groups as
they battle the separatists in the Parliament starting today. Microsoft founder Bill Gates announced the
appointment of Satya Nadella as the CEO this morning. Talking to our reporters,
he said “this move should be seen as a step towards our support to the cause of
united Andhra Pradesh. We have had many senior leaders from that state
contributing to our growth over the years”.
While this news surprised the global technology community,
MSFT sees this as the only way to stay in Business. It is reported that 40% of
the Microsoft employees are of Indian origin and 60% of them are from Andhra
Pradesh. Ramesh Babu Surampudi, SVP employee relations at MSFT told the
reporters in Redmond that “Andhra Pradesh is very central to Microsoft’s growth
strategy. Our employees made investments worth several thousand crores in the Hyderabad
area and not to mention the sprawling campus we have built in the city. The
split of the state would severely damage their fortunes”. According to a source
who wished to remain anonymous “last month employees from Andhra gave an
ultimatum to Bill Gates that they will resign if he doesn’t intervene”. PTI also got hold of the results of a survey
that was conducted by MSFT where most of its customers refused to buy software in
future if it is not built by Telugu speaking people.
According to a press release this morning Microsoft spent
lot of time in studying the issue before appointing Nadella as its CEO. The fact
that the chief minister of Andhra Pradesh and Nadella share a similar
background (both families hail from Andhra and both of them studied in
Hyderabad Public School which is in Telengana) tipped the decision in favor of
Mr. Nadella. Leaders from United Andhra welcomed the decision. “This is a huge decision and it really gives
us lot of strength to fight the separatists on the floor of the Parliament. We
really thank Sri. Bill Gates for this and also would like to rename Krishna District
as ‘Krishna-Gates’ district after the next loksabha election”, said Lagadapati
Rajagopal speaking to the reporters.
Chandra Babu Naidu, the leader of the Telugu Desam Party and the former
CM hailed this decision and claimed that he played a huge role in Nadella’s
appointment. He said ‘I spoke to Mr. Gates when he visited our state when I was
the CM. I told that him that he must make a Telugu person as the CEO one day. I
am glad my advice was finally acted upon”. While the pro Andhra group is jubilant,
the separatists are pretty upset about this news. Mr. K. Chandra Sekhar Rao also popularly
known as KCR, leader of TRS rubbished this decision and said “we don’t agree
with this decision. I know MSFT has a huge grudge against the people of
Telengana. This was evident when my son KTR failed to get a job in that company
in 1999 in spite of his superior qualifications and my recommendation letter”. Mr. Digvijay Singh summarized his party’s position
on this by saying that “while we don’t like the decision but it is matter
completely internal to Microsoft. We are glad that Mr. Nadella is a secular
person who loves cricket and we will be glad to offer him a cabinet berth if we
were to form the next government”.
This is truly a very convincing blog, i almost believed the points mentioned are real and was worried if this is going to happen. If this happens this would be counted as a wonder of the world
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